what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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