You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
