I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Randomize
