break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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