She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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