I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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