Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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