I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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