so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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