so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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