Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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