This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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