Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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