he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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