Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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