then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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