He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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