He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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