3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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