Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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