I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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