There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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