I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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