Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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