It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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