What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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