Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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