I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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