No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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