I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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