He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
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