whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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