just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
