They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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