don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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