Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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