it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
FUCK WHALES
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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