Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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