I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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