so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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