How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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