wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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