i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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