Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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