never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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