That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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