So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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