hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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