wake up i wanna do it froggy style
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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