May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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