do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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