I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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