She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Randomize
