dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
