Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i would one night stand the shit outta him
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
My boob is missing a layer of skin
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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